8 Reasons Why Other People Probably Don’t Approve of the Music You Like

Even though you’ve probably just realized that songs have lyrics, your favourites are ones that have one or more of the following words/phrases: ‘baby’, ‘come on’, ‘rokcing’, ‘baliye’, ‘sohniye’, ‘obscure irrelevant English lyric’ (stuff like *various versions of One Love by Blue*)

Count to 10 and let it rip. 

Because you think you dig the music for the baas. Or the beatz.

I might look biased about this one, but more or less, I think it was about the time you said: “Cassette?? Woh kaun khareedta hai?”

Since you think it okay to play ad jingles at parties

Because “all you listen to is house”

You think the radio is an outdated medium, and the internet is the future

Kyunki concerts bhi kabhi free the. Aur tum har hafte nayi picture dekhne jaate.

Because you read the sports news on the VH1 tickr

When Michael Jackson died, you wondered aloud why so many famous people were dying last year, on social media or real life.

Because you don’t know more than 3 Pearl Jam songs that weren’t on ‘Ten’.