Genre of Choice: Light Humour

Would you like to hear a story

of a man who pried open his toenails,

as if hoping to find something under them?

Would you like to know,

where he was from? Or would you throw up,

a little in your mouth?

Or would you rather hear about,

the tale of the boy who, under his bed found,

a journal of his mother's wet dreams?

Only person you will ever hear of,

to have died of insomnia.

And he was so young.

Do you know about the time that guy's uncle,

cleaned, cut and cooked his cat,

only to find his own finger in the meal?

Said it tasted half-decent too.

Should you have a moment to spare,

come listen to the greatest story ever told.

Not sure if you'll like it though.